Sometimes Technology Really Does Make Everyone's Life Easier
I recently called a good friend of mine. When her partner answered the phone, I asked to speak to my friend. Her partner then said, not all that politely, "She's unavailable. Who's calling?"
And of course I didn't want to antagonize anyone, so I very politely identified myself and explained why I was calling. And as this partner knew me slightly, he was somewhat mollified, and said he'd pass on a message that I'd called.
But what I wanted to say was, "Just fucking get fucking caller ID and then when the fucking phone rings you'll fucking know who's fucking calling and won't have to fucking ask like a fucking fuckwit, so fucking there, you fucking fuck."
Maybe next time, if the message isn't urgent, I will.
And of course I didn't want to antagonize anyone, so I very politely identified myself and explained why I was calling. And as this partner knew me slightly, he was somewhat mollified, and said he'd pass on a message that I'd called.
But what I wanted to say was, "Just fucking get fucking caller ID and then when the fucking phone rings you'll fucking know who's fucking calling and won't have to fucking ask like a fucking fuckwit, so fucking there, you fucking fuck."
Maybe next time, if the message isn't urgent, I will.
posted by bluestocking at 11:22 AM
6 Comments:
And while saying that, you might want to wear this
Exactly.
I saw those t-shirts all over NYC in souvenir shops. I guess they're supposed to represent the real NYC?
My actual favourite was one with a revolver on it that said Duck Motherfucker. But that's a different post I'm sure.
for emphasis, you might consider dropping the f-bomb. Just a suggestion.
Sorry the guy was a dick to you. I am all for technology to keep people from being fuck wads to others. Loved the post, the definition of fuckwit, and the comments. Fucking funny.
Loved the post, the definition of fuckwit, and the comments.
Thanks for stopping by, Carm. I'm glad you liked the post etc--I admit I love the definition of fuckwit--I link to it every chance I get.
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